As with all English essays I’ve ever written, my essay was about sex and drugs. I think (or rather, I know) I have problems, but all my essays end up in a rant about sex and drugs. In this instance, it was about the fact that the media portrays young people as being sex-crazed, substance abusing scoundrels even though we are, in fact, not. Apparently. Oh God, it was hideous, I’d love to.